Going to work when you're sick is great. 

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 06/14/2017 at 09:12 • Filed to: None

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I have an excuse to be irritable and I’m just barely functioning enough to hide my status as a plague carrier, which means I can weaponize my cold against people who cross me. “Who at this meeting do I hate enough to sit next to?”

random001 > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/14/2017 at 09:17

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Do not touch this man’s stapler!

Honeybunchesofgoats > random001 06/14/2017 at 09:21

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“I’ve licked six items in this office. Your task is to successfully avoid touching them until the germs have died. Word of advice: you probably don’t want to use your computer to Google how long germs can live in the open.”

random001 > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/14/2017 at 09:23

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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/14/2017 at 09:27

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Going to work with a fucked up arm has it’s perks in a small company like ours... You can basically be blunt as fuck when people ask you stupid questions.

- Can you do “x shop work” outside normal duties because “y”? Sure, if it doesn’t matter if it turns out like shit and takes 3 times as long as it should.

- Customer had a problem with product, can you go repair it for them? Depends, can you ask if they’d mind waiting a month?

That said I’d rather not be in a position to enjoy it...

Wacko > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/14/2017 at 09:31

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I was gonna say lick their stuff, but you already seem to have the same great ideas I do

Honeybunchesofgoats > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 06/14/2017 at 09:34

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A few years ago I fractured my ankle and had to have my foot in a boot. Commuting was great. People either gave me a seat on the subway or I got to stand there and glower at the people who didn’t. I actually considered always wearing the boot when riding the subway, but it seemed kind of wrong.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/14/2017 at 09:37

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Haha, great minds etc. I’ve already been considering using the sling a couple weeks longer than needed.

...who am I kidding, I’m already sick of this fucking piece of industrial waste.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Honeybunchesofgoats 06/14/2017 at 10:48

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I’m already irritable and barely functioning when I’m hale.